yeah, just keep giving this asshole your money

i always get testy this time of year. i don't really like christmas all that much and i detest new year's eve. on top of that, everywhere i look i am surrounded by trailers for event movies that i must be out of my mind for not being appropriately excited about and banal best of 2011 lists, the one from the american goddamned film institute being one of the most egregious. so, what better time to roll out what i am sure will be a recurring feature every time i am sick to death of popular culture? welcome to the inaugural installment of yeah, just keep giving this asshole your money, a rogue's gallery of people who obviously don't give a single shit about cinema that the american public still insists on making rich with their hard-earned moviegoing dollars. ground zero? ashton kutcher.

yeah, just keep giving this asshole your money.